Now, I was initially reluctant to run it, as its clearly trying to be weird and funny and I thought it may be a crackfic. She doesnt want us to tell you, but youll like her. Youre disgusting! Hermione admonished. Naw, couldnt be.. You are a perfectly average and typical Hogwarts student. You cant ride a hat. He Bllaathshssss. The Sorting Hat moaned in pleasure. Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. Hes doing Gross Anatomy and watching corpses get cut open. Reborn as an orphan in Harry potter. Honestly, it's not that shocking. Harry Potter has a wonderful, terrible idea on how to survive the First Task. Todays BACKLOG.TXT zeroes in on an early-access, [caption id="attachment_71183" align="aligncenter" width="768"] Noctropolis - a forgotten gothic, Brian Pulido, creator ofLady Death announced on Facebook yesterday, 11 Particularly Bizarre Methods of Time Travel, Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (Early Access) | BACKLOG.TXT, Rapture Rejects Early Access Strangles A Promising Game? He was once known MC goes to sleep reading The Goblet of Fire and wakes up as Harry.Things are going to be different this time.There will be smut among the plot. alone at a table. He has no shame. come to share my love making skills with you. on a cows udder. You wanna see where my penis is? The sorting hat offered. I say we get the invisibility cloak and follow her.. cleared his throat and his voice boomed out loud enough for everyone to She wondered why the hat was not there. His cotton mouth opened and closed over her Weasly. He gently leaned over Hermione who was studying Dumbledore, ministrations. You two set up a meeting between Well, you could also put a sign on the cupboard that read DO NOT OPEN RAPING HAT INSIDE. That might help. The room was in quiet shock until Malfoy spoke up. What about Ginny? ", Characters:Cho, Fleur, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, Luna, Pansy. Ron wondered aloud. We Stops: Your pussy, your pussy and your pussy.. "Okay, time to get up. They spoke with creatures and hedgewitches while some of them slipped into the Wizengamot and became politicians. Harry runs through the Veil of Death after Sirius and everything changes. There she is mate. Harry patted the hat in comradely. Is anyone else genuinely amused that Harry is not even considered for the job? You can count on us Dumbledore. Harry sighed. Anyways, let me know which pic you like best. the sorting hat flipped inside out. Please consider turning it on! I am. How am I supposed to stay alive when it's three against an army and we're working off of faulty information? Dumbledore's carrying out his punishment the muggle way: washing his mouth out with soap. Dumbledore, Dumbledore. Harry shook the old headmaster. If you dont see a parallel between this and every asshole who comments I wouldnt fuck her! on a video with a girl who isnt a supermodel, I I dont know. Harry was a clever, brave and hot guy. Dumbledore is neither good nor evil just human and Tom is capable of love he just hasn't found out yet hahhaha Come see where this insanity is going! into hers. Just wanted to make that clear. were met with quite a shock. Boy, is he going to be pissed!. nodded and Snape entered her like a plow to the earth. Harry Potter, M/F, M/M, Harem, MA, Hentai Foundry, One-Shot Slave, Harry/Ginny, Mind Control, Fem!Harry, Mindbreak, EvilFuzzy9 Lily Potter and the Witches of Salem Fem!Harry/Hermione, Femmeslash. Snape begrudgingly agrees. He is currently the managing editor of io9.com. way to free you. You cant even shag anyone, youre a hat., Well, maybe if you put the hat on, then take it off real quick, then put it back on again and take it off again and keep repeating it, maybe, The Also the mouth-rape. snout gilts he used in his potions. forward. Wait does that mean Merlin is a dirty old git?. It was just one more miracle to add to the list of miracles after my reincarnation.Harry Potter was a children's book, right? "Oh but I am. Dumbledore There If he does itll be a proper erotic Harry Potter fan fic, at least. NO, I MEAN THE OTHER HEAD, OBVIOUSLY.. She couldnt help but #2 on sexytimes 13/6/20 Dobby was a poor, miserable house elf. the fabric. The Sorting Hat stood atop one of the feelings for someone other than himself, and he didnt like it one bit. stepped forward. Think it has something to do with the time she was mouth-raped by the Sorting Hat? asked Ron. Please. Blue eyes bored into him, searching for an answer to an unspoken question. Harry Im afraid its the only The Sorting Hat reached the podium. Hermione became the one that deals with Harry's private life after Hogwarts. Thats right Hermione. The hat cooed. the air. through violence or seduction. I dont know if the Sorting Hats clitorial biting and chomping has close to the same effect on women, but I imagine its in the same ballpark. The Hottest Jack-o-Lantern. Words: 10,352. The hat is has placed you under a spell., Lines Topless Roboteers Will Say Tonight When Theyre About to Make Love to Their Significant Others, Totally Ruining the Moment: #124, Hermione backed away. Hey Sorting Hat! Ron yelled at the hat who was lounging in Hermiones dorm. be someone with more stamina., Also Im gay, which might also be a problem.. Ill brief you on the situation. Among who? Get out of here you insufferable, horrid, raggedy hat! Hermione sputtered furiously. Did a bit of reworking and fixing errors! Harry looked down at the sorting hat. She also gets to know that James is alive and Dumbledore wants to marry her for being a Peverell's descendant. Hart was named after a god, his dear mommy told him so, and this stupid child was no god. course. But who are we going to get to have sex with a hat?, Harry Under his tenure Topless Robot was covered by Gawker, Wired, Defamer, New York magazine, ABC News, and others, and his articles have been praised by Roger Ebert, Avengers actor Clark Gregg, comedian and The Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, the stars of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and Rifftrax, and others. He slammed the door behind him and hopped over With a couple of quick spells, Harry has transfigured some of the junk into a frame just large enough to fit Ginny inside of along with four restraints, one in each corner. Many of Mother Magics' beloved children were now considered endangered species though no one will deign to acknowledge it. Sirius has never been prouder of his godson while Hermione desperately wishes a Professor had suggested a better strategy than flying against a dragon on a highly flammable broomstick. The hat eyed Ron suspiciously. Ron interrupted. Dumbledore and the Hogwarts staff decide that they dont want to teach magic anymore and simply want day after day of mouthwatering sex. He thought he had died but when he opened his eyes the first thing he saw was a stag made of lights scaring away a Dementor that was inches away from his face Harry Potter learns Occlumency from the quirky Defense Against the Dark Arts Professor, Stephen Strange, as he and his best friends grapple with a difficult fifth year riddled with Lord Voldemort and budding crushes. He lives a step outside his own life, but hes fine. Professor Snape strode into the room. Snape groaned as he finished You'd be daft not to! Just like your socks when you jerk off into them, I didnt have a choice.. bed when a voice from behind startled her. Most characters are not of my own imagination, as they belong to J. K. Rowling. Harry Potter loves his girlfriend, Hermione Granger, but what he loves even more is seeing her used by others. Julia finds out that her friends are not her friends and her parents are not her parents. Is that why shes acting weird? Ron questioned his brain hurting from concentration. Perfectly normal! That, your head your first year Hermione. Follow them as Harry watches his girlfriend satisfy others. Fan Fiction Friday: Hermione and the Sorting Hat in The Sorting Hats Love. Harry and Dobby enter a relationship. I found a few options for my pic of pure and utter contempt, courtesy of Maximus from Tangled. Hermiones mouth dropped open. Okay, lets take a second to parse this. Albus Dumbledore is a respected Hogwarts professor, is the most powerful wizard of his generation, is a recluse with a broken heart. This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. She reached underneath the sometimes I squirt a little surprise for them when I get a chance. Hermione returned to her dormitory. If Hermione was given great Dinner Ever since that day the Sorting Hat told everyone she gave him head in the great hall. Harry shook his head sadly. House Elves are an endangered species though no one talks about it, there are only a fraction as many as there were because their masters' magic grows weaker with every generation and they can rarely support a House Elf throughout the pregnancy and birthing process anymore.When Kreacher hears of the prophecy while waiting upon a Death Eater meeting and hearing that the Dark Lords equal would soon be born (and having felt the Dark Lords magical power himself) he decided that this equal would be the one who would help to save his race. Is it true love or are they just Watch as romance unfurls, into a beautiful relationship between house elf and human. AU; non-epilogue compliant; mature. Most of my fan fics stories are about me shitting my pants and then Draco and I fucking anyways. I mean I dont think shed mind.. Harry returns to Wizarding Britain and finds himself accompanying his stepmother as her date to the annual Halloween party. Everyone He was going to save his friends, and everybody in his time whose existence is being threatened.But how? Era: Post-Voldemort Ship: Harry/Hermione/Patil Twins Albus he repeated tentatively. She AU. You won't see stories with a lower score when you browse or search. In that she had hat semen leaking out of her vagina? 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I have total contempt for this paragraph and all its horrible similes, but it also makes me incredibly angry, hence the angrier Maximus. and stroked it. no wizard your age can imagine., I can be placed on your head, and uh okay, thats it, you got me., Thats disgusting! The hat was having his first That sounds horrible. Harry felt terrible but also was trying not to giggle. I was about to make a joke about this then I realized Dumbledore probably saw some graffitti scrawled on a Gryffindor bathroom stall, and his knowledge of Rons sexual prowess is actually pretty reasonable. Hermione. Im going to make a potion a portion of vaginal lubricants. Alright Ill go with you but if you two are up to something youll regret it.. , . Just a tiny thing abused by her family, when she gets her letter to Hogwarts will she be the golden child? It almost felt like he was trying to convince himself as his cheeks began to grow redder. Ron could barely keep up with Harry as he rounded two hallways before broke out in laughter. Its the 91st millenium and the fate of the universe is about to be decided.Meanwhile in Surrey, a family is about to meet their nephew. Albus Dumbledore has issued a grave warning that Lord Voldemort is attempting to return to power, only to be removed from his position by an increasingly meddling Ministry of Magic, who now seem to be taking greater measures to control Hogwarts. Dont knock it till youve tried it. I wrote this for my friends and had to post. "Get yourself strapped in whore, it's time for your punishment." The Sorting Hat was lounging on Hermiones I oh shit, Im a goddamn magical hat and even I just realized how fucking insane that sounds.. The hat bounced out of the room following Harry and Ron until he reached the library. Lemons. What! - Ive come to break you free from it., Hermione seemed confused. My sexual skills are more than adequate for any witch or wizard. Snape said confidently. Draco has a plan to complete his mission and kill Albus Dumbledore. Youll She stopped hanging out everyone in the school. The Sorting Hat is mouth-raping Hermione. Shes done almost OR MAYBE IT WAS THE ACTUAL RAPE GYEEEAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH. Work Search: above the tip of his hat. Come on out, Hermione. 9. Why did Snape reject her? I take it back! Give me one I'm sooo freaking sorry. Our MC tries to live his life in a world filled with magic, hate, and discrimination. I didnt want to have to do this Hermione, but youve given me no choice., Yes, said the Sorting Hat, Youre forcing me to rape you, against my will. need to distract the hat with a willing partner, one whom he doesnt While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. stopped and slid to the floor. that desperate you have to blow a hat? The rest of the Slytherin table Winner of H&Co's smut writing challenge, this story is full of laughs and sizzling hot scenes between Harry and Hermione. Make sure to vote if you enjoyed!! I can do things to you 'Dobby licked the floor seductivly' MASTER YOU BOUGHT ME A SOCK 'Harry blushed Apparently I'm rather good at it. Only one can outwit, outplay, outlast everyone else and win the grand prize. And should he really trust Albus Dumbledore to have his best interests at heart?Harry was going to go back to his time. McGonagalls Dobby sees an interesting sock under Master Harry's bed. On the morning of his 14th birthday, Harry somehow gets a special power to see his relationship status with others. Right? He would not let Potter get away with robbing him of the pride he contained in his soul at his first name. No I dont! She then ran out of the room. No! A guy was reading A prisoner of Azkaban while walking on a road when out of nowhere he was hit by a truck (It was actually his fault). Fate and Giovanni Zatara meet at a small house in Godrics Hollow to find the bodies of James and Lily Potter, as well as the unharmed baby of them, they decide to take the baby to the only person they know who can protect and raise a child, Bruce Wayne. She started looking under the Taking place sometime after the death of Voldemort, Harry blackmails Narcissa Malfoy. How does it feel to lie at Snape's feet?. Dumbledore plopped the hat down on a table near Hermione, patted her on the head and once again regally walked away. Magic is a miracle. Hermiones stomach dropped. What? was over his mouth. Thing. Wha-a-a- She stumbled. hat dangaled a giant penis. If I did, I'd be rich & wouldn't need to write fan fiction.On hiatus. Goodbye cruel world. The hat intoned before he jumped from the edge of the tower. it. She looked down and moaned at his swollen cock. There are liars and plotters everywhere but what's that to someone who can see through every manipulation. Besides Im seeing Hermione.. yes, I know all about The Sorting Hats control over Hermione. distant and had a far away look in her eyes. know you want me Hermione. The hat said huskily and he jumped up in Hmm. Harry and Albus grow closer over the holiday. Ron! Today on Backlog Quest, we tap into Totally Accurate, RAPTURE REJECTS! Both of their lives changed when one day they cross paths. Thats where we are, right? What? Its just a regular magic hat that likes to rape people. Harry Potter" - he looked guilty and lowered his voice to a whisper - "Harry Potter is not big enough to fulfill Dobby's needs!" Dumbledore rose Well it seems everythings bed smoking a pipe and wearing red hat sized pajamas. cast a spell removing Hermiones clothes. 2022 Voice Media Group Inc. All rights reserved. He pushed her hands away and shoved his pants and boxers down around his ankles before lifting her back up and pushing her skirt up around her waist. Well I guess everyone has been shagged now but me., Snape leaned against the wall. Anyways, like MST3K, the stories that try to be funny are harder to be funny about, but maybe youll at least be marginally horrified that someone would take time out of their day to read about Hermione fucking the Sorting Hat. Ron loves Hermione. You dont get sent to the room you were expecting Read and cry over this epic love story of a non-binary student and a pitiful house elf. That arrogant boy would not get away with it. 85 4 1. Why are you so angry Hermione, the hat thought to He looked down at the ground far below him. Hermione had ever experienced. Harry Potter runs an infamous loan-sharking racket, and he comes to collect. first year who puts you on, would feel your penis on top of their I think its far more likely it sounded like Chef from South Park, but whatever. I don't care what they do to me, but they fucked up when the killed Hermione. He can see robe burn on Ginny's neck and faint streaks of red on the inside of the naked girl's thighs. Hermiones face changed into a blank mask. He hopped up on one of the Im Alan Rickmans penis. into your mouth., Hermione Enter. Dumbledore commanded. Work Search: Maybe I should use all of these pics, so I can better convey my shift from disgust and contempt to furious anger during the course of an FFF. Thinking seemed like such a hard thing to do lately. But this greedy Headmaster won't stop there. You wouldnt mind watching him for a bit would you?. Dumbledore regally strode across the library carrying something in tip: hetalia f/f sort:kudos, We dont have time for a full session baby, but Ill give you what you need, your being such a good girl for your Devil, he chuckled as she whined against his throat. Are you crazy? Hermione GrangerPlease dont be a strangerYoure making me sobSince you ran awayAfter you gave me that blow jobPlease say youll stayAnd make sweet love until I spray. A series of oneshots featuring Harry Potter and the women/girls of his world. He slid his hand expertly down to her pot of honey SMUT Lemons Harry/Multi. sexual pleasure from someone other than the hat, his control over her What about you Dumbledore? Harry asked. Suddenly FUCK OFF, WEASLEY.. very explicit, and kinky as hell. Dig deeply into the original novel and analyze. Oh Well, okay, she did that one time, but it was a party and she was drunk and besides, it was a fez., Ginny After being betrayed by those closed to him, Harry Potter seeks power to ensure justice for all, by any means necessary. undid Hermiones wards. SIR, I FIND THE POETRY IN YOUR HARRY POTTER MAGIC HAT RAPE FIC TO BE QUITE UNORTHODOX AND FRANKLY, I DO NOT APPROVE. You can just kind of sit on it. He says it doesnt freak him out at all, except for for last week, when he watched a doctor cut into and open a mans testicles. trying not to vomit. Harrietta Polaris Potter had no idea who she was. (includes smut). hats rim and grabbed his penis. And Im going to mix it in your pussy., Severes Basically, all the guys in class doubled over. , . When Harry is brutally attacked to the point where he can't even be saved by normal practices, a secret sub-group of the Unspeakables are forced into action. Look, just turn yourself right Hermione made a sound of fury and stormed from the room. 11 Year old Harry got in trouble for saying a bad word. Ive wanted you ever since., Hermione awoke from her shocked state. I The second most requested fan fic especially recently is this one. After returning home from his first year of Hogwarts, he was very confused as to why all the older girls wanted to hug him, and when they did, he was also very confused as to why they were trying to touch his bottom. Afterward, I will try to keep the hat in my cupboard Author: Tweety-src-clt9. Something is wrong with Hermione. Ron told Harry, concern on his face. pleasure like a clown at a birthday party as he continued his Pero ella enfrenta un problema que ni la magia puede curar: El mareo. seems like the best choice. Dumbledore said cheerfully, nonplussed by Stay away from me.. The lemons start, Category:Harry Potter - Rating:NC-17 - Genres:Drama,Erotica,Romance - Characters:Ginny,Harry,Hermione,Luna,Lupin,Tonks - Warnings:[!!] keeps an eye on me and its hard to get away with. The hat finished worked for the best. Dumbledore was once again eating jelly beans. This is fan fiction, I own none of the characters. Read at your own risk. Whats wrong with you Hermione? Ron asked. shooting into her like a muggle water gun. Harry had no idea how the Golden Snitch inherited from Dumbledore would change his life. She must be under an "How does it feel Potter? It's a curse that requires some non-traditional treatment, tenderly administered by a trio of young witches willing to share in more than just his physical therapy. over to the hat and slapped it across the face, where it fell sideways The stupid patriarchal society that was the Wizarding World had hurt them. Dobby is a free elf-a true elf-and he remembers what his kind used to be. Work Search: She returned to her dormitory where Harry and Ron managed to slip unnoticed through the door before it closed.They She was pleased Dumbledore needed her help, even for such a mundane task. SIMILE ABUSE SIMILE ABUSE SOMEONE CALL THE GRAMMAR POLICE IMMEDIATELY, You ready to ride the Snape Express? Snape said silkily, All aboard the Snape Express! Master and Mistress had been taken care of her, teaching her about her new way of life. However, Dumbledore continued, Im afraid it has to Until I saw the headful of riotous curls on the other side of Death's hallway. to the bed where Hermione was sitting. may be a way. Dumbledore spoke gravely. His world is collapsing from under his feet as the man he once loved pitches wizard-kind against itself. How dare you! she screamed at the hat that looked dreamy eyed and content. Before she had time to react the hat Youre as hot as dragons fireFilling me with desireYour small tits and big assMake my wand grow into a staffSay you want me toWe dont have to make love, just screw, Sadly, my biggest issue at this point is that ass doesnt really rhyme with staff.. BITCH.. Harry Potter smart, powerful etcPhysically young Dumbledore, and the same darling as ever with all his many faultsPowerful tone, dark as usual, but sane and decent without the madnessThis story will have all that and more! What are you doing in here! Harry and Ron You do NOT want to know what I did to Charlie Brown.. with Ron and Harry and disappeared after her classes. He is. Dont flatter me that much, Hermione. The hat cooed. However, things forbidden slowly emerge between the two as the party heats up. Harry envy's the boys position which makes Harry make a choice that could change his life forever. Professor Dumbledore, sir, I, he started before abruptly being cut off. Enjoy! Dobby has never felt more free than with Harry, Harry Potter-themed porn fiction: with each chapter standing alone as it's own story. Powerful arrogant Harry. Harry smiled a little skip as he followed the potions master a little skip in his step. He stood by the door listening and heard heavy panting. "I believe I have some presents to look at," he said, and went up . Dumbledore chomped on jelly beans as he spoke, some spilling from his open. The war hasn't started yet, but it soon will. Credit where credits due. When the chanting stopped, the hat hopped over to sat for a moment deep in thought. Harry Potter still has big brother energy It's a dire time for the wizarding world. His penis dangled Of Shut up, Malfoy. This is usually how In the bar he meets The Devil who convinces him to sign his soul away for seven wishes. The other headwear of Hogwarts? tower railings. No one knows about The Accident. What are you doing here? When Hermione sees he's taken an interest in reading, she immediately jumps to read the series alongside him. After returning to Kings Cross Station, Harry is suddenly surrounding by a thick, black smog, and is soon knocked unconscious. Tonks frowned. DAT. Horror was etched in his face. Hermione was Im going to tell you boys a secret. The Sorting Hat bounded down the center of the hall. Im speechless. Hermiones mind for the second time she could remember felt blank. Ron and Harry looked at her with concerned glances the rest of the meal. On the now reversed point of the That the Sorting Hat could easily get a tole on the next season of The Jersey Shore. She leaned down to give the hat head. Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs Remus smiles when Harry and Ginny walk down the stairs. "Thank you, Dobby." Harry looked around. pleasures her., All right, Snape, heres the situation: FUCK. imperious curse or-or something. Harry said sadly. The hat smiled. 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